Howdy all,
So, I had an appointment yesterday...I think maybe this was my 5th adjustment. Before I even start in on how it went...I think maybe I should put in a disclosure here....IF YOUR NEW..AND HAVEN'T HAD AN ADJUSTMENT YET, DO NOT VENTURE ON, I REPEAT, DO NOT VENTURE ON!!!!!!
Well, if you couldn't tell from my warning, it didn't go well. I'm starting to wonder if I don't have the most crookedest teeth they've ever seen...EVER!!!! Cause I've heard, read and been told...that it gets easier as you go along. Ahh, hmmm....not for me. Of course, it doesn't help that once again, I had good ol "nurse hatchet". And for those of you out there who have been doing this awhile, and don't always get the same tech....YES IT DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE ON WHO YOU GET AS TO HOW YOUR EXPERIENCE GOES!!!. She's terrible, awful, about as gentle as fart in the wind.

All the other girls put "pressure" on the sore teeth...when their messing with them, not her...man I'd rather have a 2x4 shoved up my $ss 10times over than have her again. And I said so.
Anyway more about that later. So I get called back, by hatchet girl, so I knew right away she was going to be my tech, and I almost said something to the receptionist...instead, I just gave her sad doe eyes with just a glimpse of a tear...

I go back, get in the chair and she asked me how my day was so I said, "good, till I saw you coming towards me"...(ok,ok...that's what I WANTED to say), so I was like ok. Right away, and I mean RIGHT AWAY the ortho came over, which was unusual, cause usually I have to wait about 20-30 min to see him, so I was super happy....till he spoke. Thicker wires on both the top and bottom, my wire ties weren't tied tight enough last time....so tie them supper tight, then he wanted to look to make sure....tuck them down instead of up, oh...and.....I'll be getting spacers next time...so my crown can have a molar band put on it. GOD does truly hate me. Actually, I'm thinking he doesn't want me to get to heaven with nice teeth.
Can you believe all that?? Tighter??!! How in hell, can they tie those babies tighter?? Well, I got to find out. So hatchet takes out my bottom wire, fits the new one, she only jabbed in the cheek about 30 times, so....not a big deal.

Finally, she get's it fit right, puts it in and says, ok...so that doesn't fall out, let's do the wire ties right away. OH YA, LETS. So she's doing these ties, (I swear next time I'm taking a picture of this) and as she's doing them, she keeps setting down her "tool" on her try and then when she goes to get it, she has to lean over, kinda back behind her, while she's holding onto the wire, that is tied around one of my teeth, in front mind you (the sore ones) and yanking my head clear out of the chair, as I'm GROANING....then when she turns back around (as my head flops back) she actually has the nerv to say to me...."I really need you to stay in the same position I leave you in when I get my things"...?????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF...WTF.....W...............T...................F..............

are you...freakin....kidding me?????? You do realize that my tooth....is attached by a root....into my bone.....that you have tied with a wire, and you are now holding onto.....as you turn....THE OTHER FRICKIN WAY!!!!!!! Oh, ya...I wasn't happy...and after about the 4th time of her doing/saying that, I finally had to say something. The pain, was so bad....I had sweat dripping down my temples. Me. I don't sweat...I glisten. But I had BUCKETS....of sweat. BUCKETS.

So she finally gets the top and bottom 4 front teeth done, and she's like ok...now for your ligs. So she's going along....missing half of the time and jabbing my gums.....AGAIN.....with her tool and she gets to my front teeth, that are....SORE....and she loops one, and goes to do the top part without even thinking.....and holy mother of all that is wrong with this picture, she about took out my fricking tooth. I yelped so loud people came running. I just lost it. I was like, How many....mother loving times....do I have to tell you....those teeth...are sore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the sweat running down my back, legs, forehead, neck and between my BOOBS...not a clue that you are putting me in some frickin pain??????

And she just looked at me and was like, well....sometimes it can be a titch sore for adults..????

Go away. Get up, and just go away before I vomit all over your head. NOW. NOW!!!
So the ortho's personal assistant finished....not one ounce of pain. Not....one. Zero. Zilch. Zippo. And she even warned me, that this could hurt here, or there. None. Why? Because HER head can see daylight.
Ya, it wasn't a good visit. At all. And the last time I had her was bad to, but I thought, we all have bad days.....I'm not going to say anything. Well, guess what. I said something this time. I thought to myself, I sure hope some poor kid hasn't had to put up with her. Anyway, so I came home and put ice on my hands...where I had dug my fingernails into the tops of them. No kidding, that bad. Then I told everyone, and they were all like, "holy crap, your pretty tough, she HAD to have been terrible"...yes..she was. I do believe, she is SANTAN disguised as a dental tech.
I might post pics...I don't know, not much change since last time, that and my mouth is really sore today. I'm going to be eating soft food for a couple days I'm sure. I cannot believe I'm going to get the dreaded spacers I've read so much about. That outta be interesting.
But...not one time....NOT...ONE....TIME....did it even cross my mind, "oh, I wish I had never gotten braces, then I wouldn't have to go through this" Still worth it. Every second is still worth getting better teeth. (cause next time...I'll just punch her in her teeth....and that'll make me feel better instantly

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Toodles for now peeps.....
