
I hate dentists!
A long time ago, in a town far, far way (oh man..), and shortly after I'd grown all of my permanant teeth, and lost all of my baby teeth, I was going for a regular check up at my local dentist. All was going well, no fillings, no work needed doing, then he said it, "Your teeth are getting crowded, you're going to need braces." :shocked:
I remember distinctly how my mind turned to think about all those unlucky kids at school, who recieved regular bullying and name-calling due to their orthodontic woes. Not me!
Although I was only 14 at the time, I resolutely decided that he was wrong. He MUST be wrong.
That was the last time I visited a dentist for fifteen years.

A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy - Vivica Fox
Having decided that I'd had enough of dentists, I just went on with my life. Continued playing my trumpet, and generally everything was fine.
Gradually, I began to notice my teeth more and more. I started not wanting to smile or laugh openly. By the time I was out of school, I don't think there was a single photograph which showed me smiling with visible teeth. Any that I discovered were quickly stolen, and destroyed! I wished I'd got them fixed years ago!
This continued throughout my time at university, and into my career.
I somehow managed to get myself a girlfriend, and things were going great for a few months. But one day I overheard her talking to her friends about me. More specifically about my teeth, and how it made her feel. I'm not going to go into too many details here, but I almost cried. Shortly after that, I broke up with her.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
I guess I was on the rebound, or something, when I decided that I'd have a big blast around the town, and get drunk, get a girl, everything would be fine. I did that and found someone who was just as drunk as I was. Maybe she'd seen too many horror movies, maybe it was the drink talking, but she seemed convinced that I could not venture out into the sunlight! Thats right, I kid you not! She thought I was a vampire!

It was the last straw for me; it was time to take action!