Ice - Updating story
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:24 pm
I didnt sleep last night. Which is probably why I'm writing this, and I hope to look back at it in 2 years time and laugh.
Last year sometime Mum, my sister and me went to the dentist. Mum and my sister: perfect teeth. Me: "I would advise you take him to see the orthodontist near the fruit shop.."
So 4 months later, (Our dentistry infastructure seems to be very busy) my Mum dragged me to the ortho. I though my teeth were fine to be honest. After the consultation, it was decided I would have braces for 16 - 30 months, with bands, springs, and to top it all off, a wonderful bite plate.
another SIX MONTHS, I went in to have Impressions done of my teeth.
The assistant was nice enough, all I had to do was sit back in one of those weird chairs that makes you feel ultra dizzy...
Along comes the dentist.
D:"Okay Matt, have you ever had impressions done of your teeth before?"
M: "nou..."
D"Well, I'm going to ask you to bite down on these plates, breathe through your nose and try not to move your jaw."
What he should have said was:
"Okay, I am going to get this disgusting-ultra-cold-metal-plate-of-evilness©
and put some
Really-gross-cold-green-go© on it and ram it in your mouth while I hold your mouth shut. Okay? okay!"
After he did my bottom jaw,(not that bad) he did my top. My problem is I have really big teeth (If you havent read my other posts) so the disgusting-ultra-cold-metal-plate-of-evilness© didnt run the entire length on the arch, how did he solve it? he got two huge globs of Really-gross-cold-green-go© and stuck them on my molars, and then put the disgusting-ultra-cold-metal-plate-of-evilness© on.
And last, I had to bite on this strange horseshoe shaped bright red waxy thing. what is that???
Have you ever noticed that when you really want to stay still, you twitch and really dont? yeah I twitched. In retrospect, it wasnt that bad.
I listened to the advice of my best friend who has braces, and he advised not to taste the Really-gross-cold-green-go©. He described it as being metallic almost (?)
Anyhows, I get tiny-blue-implements-of-torture©(also known as spacers) in *checks clock* 5 days.... eep. Do they hurt much?
Will update on spacers.
-M@
Last year sometime Mum, my sister and me went to the dentist. Mum and my sister: perfect teeth. Me: "I would advise you take him to see the orthodontist near the fruit shop.."
So 4 months later, (Our dentistry infastructure seems to be very busy) my Mum dragged me to the ortho. I though my teeth were fine to be honest. After the consultation, it was decided I would have braces for 16 - 30 months, with bands, springs, and to top it all off, a wonderful bite plate.
another SIX MONTHS, I went in to have Impressions done of my teeth.
The assistant was nice enough, all I had to do was sit back in one of those weird chairs that makes you feel ultra dizzy...
Along comes the dentist.
D:"Okay Matt, have you ever had impressions done of your teeth before?"
M: "nou..."
D"Well, I'm going to ask you to bite down on these plates, breathe through your nose and try not to move your jaw."
What he should have said was:
"Okay, I am going to get this disgusting-ultra-cold-metal-plate-of-evilness©
and put some
Really-gross-cold-green-go© on it and ram it in your mouth while I hold your mouth shut. Okay? okay!"
After he did my bottom jaw,(not that bad) he did my top. My problem is I have really big teeth (If you havent read my other posts) so the disgusting-ultra-cold-metal-plate-of-evilness© didnt run the entire length on the arch, how did he solve it? he got two huge globs of Really-gross-cold-green-go© and stuck them on my molars, and then put the disgusting-ultra-cold-metal-plate-of-evilness© on.
And last, I had to bite on this strange horseshoe shaped bright red waxy thing. what is that???
Have you ever noticed that when you really want to stay still, you twitch and really dont? yeah I twitched. In retrospect, it wasnt that bad.
I listened to the advice of my best friend who has braces, and he advised not to taste the Really-gross-cold-green-go©. He described it as being metallic almost (?)
Anyhows, I get tiny-blue-implements-of-torture©(also known as spacers) in *checks clock* 5 days.... eep. Do they hurt much?
Will update on spacers.
-M@