Metal Mouth Message Board

Holy SmokinMole-E! It's been so long since I've been on....I couldn't remember my password. I use to be a posting addict....now, here it's been 3 months..what ever has happened to my teeth addiction???? Why.....nothing!!!! It's just my damn teeth haven't moved one frickin bit in those 3 damn flippin...

Ok, My B-Day is in 15 days. Praytell.....what do you think the odds are....of me getting these off, by that day?? Ya, maybe my 40th....in 745 days. :roll: Mike, that's what I'm here for...to make people smile. Or cry. Depending on your sense of humor :| Klobird, not only have I had loose teeth...I'v...

92 weeks huh? Ya....well mines 92 MORE YEARS!!!!! I'll probably just go from braces....to dentures.

And I also, had no spacer pain. None. Zippo. Zero. Zilch. Nadda.

Ok....I'm freaking the hell out over the dream I had last night. Jezzzz...you would think I'd be done and over with dreams like this. I'm thinking....it has got to be due the the extreme heat we've been experiencing....it's gone straight to my brain. :shock: So I dreamt last night that I was going &...

You Coke Whore You. Hopefully, you have a good sense of humor....for that...was a joke. :lol: And bendy straws....have saved my "coke" habit. I'm always trying to quit caffeine, but ....like the "coke" whore that I am...(diet coke actually) I always go back to my "fix"....

I hear ya on that one!!!! It's not the heat....it's the damn humidity!!! I've always wanted a nice "glow" ....but this is ridiculous! I should have bought stock in deodorant this year. God knows I've used enough in the last week to get a small army high. :oops: Good Luck with the implant p...

Hey y'all, Sweating my bagunga's off here...so I thought I would relax for a moment and reply to Mr.Mike... No...no de-bracing date as of yet..or, I'm sure anytime in the near decade. :roll: Not lying there..I'm pretty sure I'll be wearing these braces for my kids weddings. And their 12, 4, and 2. A...

Hello All!!!! :-1 :-1 It's been a while since I've really posted much of anything. Aside from those pic's last week. And...I'm sorry...but to be honest, there really hasn't been much....to say. Not much change, no excitement...not much of anything. Had some gum issues, those have been somewhat resol...

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Holy Sh*t balls......I've been banished to the second page??!!!!! :shock: I better get my crap-ol'a together and get on the ball. Not much has been happening with my metal mouth. I see the ortho on Tuesday of next week and I am eager to get these RED ligs offfamymoutha!! I love having colored ligs.....

Clearly, you haven't read my posts. I went through this for awhile....till I decided to grow some...um....lovely "bulbs" :lol: :lol: :lol: (you be the interpreter of that one) and finally tell the receptionist....I no longer....wished to have...what I called "Nurse Hatchet". And ...

Ok....I've been having an issue that last night.....just about broke some teeth...NO LIE! :yikes: My mouth has been "snapping" shut. Now the only way I know how to explain this is...well, like an alligator snapping it's jaw shut...around, oh....someones arm? :shock: SNAP. I can't control i...

Ok....I'm bored. It's been raining for...oh, I don't know....like 40 days and 40 nights here. Grrrrrr. Anyway, I've been meaning to reply to opera^gal's comment about where I should punch my ortho. I actually was....going to put in there "in his go-nads" :huh: but assumed no one would know...

Looking spankingly beautiful!!!!!

HI :-1 So I just got done reading through your story. First off....congratulations!!!!!! This will...be the best thing you have done for yourself in a very long time. Maybe even EVER!!! I had really crooked teeth before I started my journey. I would ALWAYS try to hide my smile as much as I could.......