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Haiku About Dental Braces

July 5, 2019 By Lynn Schneider; Editor, ArchWired.com

ArchWired Readers worldwide waxed poetic about their orthodontic braces. Here are some of their best efforts:

from Dexter in Illinois:

My brackets they poke
He told me it wouldn’t hurt
I’ll kill that ortho

**

Food that I can’t eat
Thrown in the kitchen trashbin
Blame stupid tastebuds

 

from Kathy C in Maryland:

When I got braces
You made such fun of my teeth
Now mine real yours false

 

from Louise in England:

Sore gums, tender teeth
If your smile reflects the sun
You must have braces.

**

A glass of red wine
A chilly winters night out
Red nose matching teeth

 

from Sue Ellen in Sydney, Australia:

Food soft like snowflakes
Dream of eating gummi bears
Food is caught. I floss.

 

from Amy in Wales, UK:

“Tom Cruise had one too”
Doesn’t make you feel better
When you can’t eat nuts.

 

from Tanya in Pennsylvania:

Always wanted space
Just not between all my teeth
Thank God for braces!

 

From Donna in Minnesota:

rice in my brackets
seaweed threaded through the wires
sushi, I love you

**

cheetos, so orange
loud crunchy cheesy divine
wish you could be mine

 

from Christine in London, UK:

Going to ortho
Braced up for life I hope not
Sparkling result, yeah

**

Lovely gnashers now
Boys will cuddle up to me
I am on cloud nine

 

from Ron in Canada:

Braces are so fun
Isn’t headgear just too cool?
‘specially with drool

 

from Gerry in South Africa:

My orthodontist
drives a shiny new sports car.
My misery pays for it.

**

Can’t kiss with skew teeth.
Girlfriend makes me wear headgear.
Can’t kiss with sore mouth.

 

from John in the USA:

Yesterday got a mouth of metal.
Today got sores from hell
and an itch I can’t get rid of

 

from Amy C. in Texas:

Another wire step
Detailing woes continue
When will I be done?

Related Terms:
  • Term: Orthodontic Braces
  • Term: Orthodontic Bracket
  • Term: Orthodontist
  • Term: Gingiva
  • Term: Headgear

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