I was a flake this past Friday. I had to get up at 4 in order to get to work at 6. I can be kind of a grump early in the morning as well...
I still had to get up at 4 this morning to get to work at 6 and my eyes are burning with exhaustion but this should wake me up...along with a caffeinated beverage
My last post I mentioned tooth pain, the post before that one I mentioned the cruel and unusual punishment of Senorita Man Hands. Today well...something interesting happened on Friday.
All of those who got the upper row first and the bottom row later on down the line can probably relate to a portion of this story.
I call it Taco Hell
Friday. I was starving and sick of eating soft foods. It was lunch time and I had a can of soup that really didn't look appetizing. I wanted something with at little texture to eat. Normally in my department we order out on Fridays. We decided on Mexican. We tried one restaurant but their prices we a little high and the boss suggested Taco Bell. I haven't ate Taco Bell in years because I like REAL fast food. Nothing genetically altered please (kidding
). Anywho. The boss took our orders and picked it up. I ordered 1 Supreme chicken burrito and 2 chicken soft tacos because my lowers would not put up with me trying to chew something crunchy.
Sadly, the lowers would not put up with me chewing anything chewy either
. I looked like I had some real mental issues trying to eat those burritos. After attempting to bite like I normally do (yeah, idiot) I got fed up and tried cutting the burrito. That irritated me so I began to brake pieces off of it. I managed to finally get some food into my mouth and I was ecstatic! My stomach would finally stop giving me the verbal beat down.
Little did I know, tortilla loves wires and brackets. Tortilla wants to be one with wires and brackets. Tortilla kept getting stuck under my wire and between my brackets
. Every time I chewed and swallowed I'd have to search my mouth for hidden pieces of tortilla just so I wouldn't offend someone who wanted to talk to me between bites. No one came to speak with me but I had a problem. When Senorita Man Hands put my braces on (check out post on 10/6) last Monday she left this really cool blister on my gums and on the inside of my bottom lip. It finally started to heal, but had a nasty looking piece of skin chillin on top of it. Before I left work to go home I went to brush my teeth. I looked in the mirror at my battle wound.
The piece of skin was missing
GROSS!!! I swallowed it!!! Or so I thought. Then I rinsed my mouth again and there it was stuck under my wire. That is absolutely disgusting was my first thought. So I kept rinsing until the piece of skin discconnected itself from my mouth all together.
Object of the story: Braces ruin perfectly healthy relationships such as the one food and I shared
Upper row braced 9/23/2009
Lower row braced 10/5/2009
Molar banded 11/16/2009Final Eval/Braces Removal 4/10/2012
Sentence: 24-30 Monthsviewtopic.php?t=32744&highlight=heybuckey