-he has more curtains in his pick-up than you do in your house.

-his training wires are actually his used banjo strings.

-when he attaches your elastics, they resemble the Stars and Bars.

-chiggers are included in his list of "top 5 dental hygiene concerns."

-his lab coat has the sleeves cut off.

-he thinks a Dental PPO is a place where dentists go to the bathroom.

-his office doubles as his double-wide trailer.

-his dental school song was "Dueling Banjos."

-he keeps a can of Raid in each operatory.

-he cleans his fingernails with a Cavitron.

-his office screen saver is a picture of Dolly Parton in braces.

-he sterilizes his equipment in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

-there are more than 5 old Burger King bags on his desk.

-his high speed drill is made by Black and Decker.

-he has a velvet picture of Elvis in his waiting room.

-he uses the term over yonder' instead of distal.

-he wonders how his staff can keep the restroom so clean.

-he almost quit dental school because Dad was opening a Lube Rack.

-his patients complain the ceiling fan is blowing too hard.

-he think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

-the pen at his check out desk has a chain on it.

-his dental assistant can hear his car before she can see it.

-he uses the words debridement and divorce interchangeably.

-after a haircut he looks like Willie Nelson.

-his largest monthly office expense is from his taxidermist.

-his patients ask if they can wear a mask too.