-instead of Nitrous he asks you
to "pull my finger."
- his curing light is also his
bug lamp.
- he uses Krazy Glue to attach
your brackets.
- he thinks Invisalign is a
product to keep women's panty lines from showing.
-he has more curtains in his pick-up than you
do in your house.
-his training wires are actually his used
banjo strings.
-when he attaches your elastics, they resemble
the Stars and Bars.
-chiggers are included in his list of
"top 5 dental hygiene concerns."
-his lab coat has the sleeves cut off.
-he thinks a Dental PPO is a place where
dentists go to the bathroom.
-his office doubles as his double-wide
trailer.
-his dental school song was "Dueling
Banjos."
-he keeps a can of Raid in each operatory.
-he cleans his fingernails with a Cavitron.
-his office screen saver is a picture of Dolly
Parton in braces.
-he sterilizes his equipment in a bottle of
Jack Daniels.
-there are more than 5 old Burger King bags on
his desk.
-his high speed drill is made by Black and
Decker.
-he has a velvet picture of Elvis in his
waiting room.
-he uses the term over yonder' instead
of distal.
-he wonders how his staff can keep the
restroom so clean.
-he almost quit dental school because Dad was
opening a Lube Rack.
-his patients complain the ceiling fan is
blowing too hard.
-he think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
-the pen at his check out desk has a chain on
it.
-his dental assistant can hear his car before
she can see it.
-he uses the words debridement and divorce
interchangeably.
-after a haircut he looks like Willie Nelson.
-his largest monthly office expense is from
his taxidermist.
-his patients ask if they can wear a mask too.
-his assistant has to start suction by sucking
hard on a plastic tube then lowering the end into a bucket.