Song #3

Parody of Happy Ending (Avril Lavigne)
by Erica

So far from my happy ending
Ow ow, ow ow, ow ow, ow ow, ow ow

Let's talk this over
But don't mind my lisp.
Why did I let them
Extract four bicuspids?
Then came the spacers,
And lots of soup.
That's when my enthusiasm
Really started to droop.

There's been so much pain I've come to know
But I bet in the end

This is everything, everything that I wanted
Ligatures, brackets, wires - man I've lost it
All the Advil, wax, and cold sores will fade away
All this time I've spent complaining
I know there's a happy ending

Ow ow, ow ow, ow ow, ow ow, ow ow

I've paid some huge bills
And had glue on my tongue
Been seen in public
Sporting egg fu yung
But it's all worth it
Do you want to know why?
'Cause soon I won't have fangs
That catch everyone's eye

There's been so much pain I've come to know
But I bet in the end

This is everything, everything that I wanted
Ligatures, brackets, wires - man I've lost it
All the Advil, wax, and cold sores will fade away
All this time I've spent complaining
I know there's a happy ending

Ow ow, ow ow, ow ow, ow ow, ow ow

Sometimes forget the metal's there
After all, it's been a year
And I've stopped thinking I am the only one
It's nice to know I'm not alone
Thanks, Arch Wired, for making that known
And reminding me that it will soon be done

Braces were everything, everything that I wanted
Ligatures, brackets, wires - man I've lost it
All the Advil, wax, and cold sores will fade away
All this time I've spent complaining
I know there's a happy ending

This is everything, everything that I wanted
Ligatures, brackets, wires - man I've lost it
All the Advil, wax, and cold sores will fade away
All this time I've spent complaining
I know there's a happy ending

Ow ow, ow ow, (in background Ow ow, ow ow)
Can't wait for my happy ending...